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SM3000 Satellite Modem – I found it on a “broken parts” shelf during my cleaning day. “But if it doesn’t work, why would I want to buy it?”

Here are a few suggestions
1. It will make an excellent paper weight
2. When conversations stalls start it and watch their faces
3. Too quiet in the house, turn it on lights flash, it clicks
4. As a Birthday gift for somebody you don’t like
5. For spare parts.

I could go on, but two guys in white coats are heading
my way and I think they are carrying a tranquilizer gun.